Pretend Society Graphic T-Shirt — 'Pretend! Pretender! Pretending! Pretentious? Society-ish Beeeeee!!!'

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a playful, pointed design that reads like a tiny manifesto on the chest — bold orange block with directional arrows and short, punchy lines. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dye process give it a soft, lived-in feel that keeps getting better with wear. Wear it when you want your outfit to start a conversation without saying too much: at gallery openings, late-night meetups, or while wandering city streets. The roomy cut layers easily over long sleeves or under a jacket, and the subtle texture from the dye treatment adds warmth to crisp or neutral wardrobes. It’s for people who like wit in their wardrobe and clothes that feel like old favorites from day one.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean